In an age where a soiled, unmade bed in the middle of an empty room passes as art, a cut-out dropped in front of a medieval cathedral might also qualify.
However, it is still hard to fathom the delusion that coachloads of enthusiasts of this new art would breeze into Chichester to see it.
In your report you state the Business District Improvement Campaign involves businesses contributing to fund such initiatives as art installations in the city.
Excuse my proletarianist instincts, but aren’t Christmas lights also an art installation?
Goodwood Gardens, Runcton