... I recently visited the unsightly Novium, feeling very angry that, without my permission, hard coughed-up council tax should be spent on such a profligate monument to vanity and pretension: acres of empty space, cavernous ceilings, fancy lighting, expensive cabinets, but otherwise, little of much interest.
Certainly, visitors from Chichester district should gain entrance free.
How touching to find, expensively encased, a small rubber beach bucket, circa 1950.
Perhaps I should offer my services as a live exhibit?
Typical of the district council’s wasteful, tasteless schemes, it is particularly appalling that meanwhile, services for vulnerable elderly and disabled are being savagely cut.