Ludicrous crime
I have no doubt employees and customers who witnessed the robbery must have been shaken by the whole ordeal – and rightly so!
But really... robbing a Co-op store... armed with a gun... In a quiet village... while wearing a gas mask? It’s completely ludicrous and quite frankly a shenanigan worthy of Basil Fawlty and co.
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Hide AdI can’t believe how utterly moronic this man must be. What a pathetic and lonely individual to target a store and get away with, perhaps, a couple of hundred quid.
And for what purpose? Who really knows. But it will probably be to feed some sort of addiction.
So, with all this in mind, I would urge anyone who knows something about the crime or gunman to call the police, immediately.
Let’s unite to get this waste of space locked away where he belongs – in a cramped prison cell.
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Hide AdI’m not a detective but from what I have heard, this masked buffoon seemed to know his way around the village, its back streets and passageways pretty well.
Perhaps he is – or was – a local in the area.
Come on, people, let’s get this robber locked up!
A. Culverson
Fastnet Way
Littlehampton