Wheelie bins on parade
THE author of the latest wheelie bin leaflet knows how to give orders.
Parade 06.30 hours.
Dress parallel to the kerb, handles outwards, lids shut.
Strictly dress of the day, no decorations, numbers on lids only in accordance with style guide.
What fun it is to play soldiers.
Only a spoilsport would ask whether the tone is appropriate when addressing civilian citizens of a democratic state and your ultimate employers.
David Williams
Underdown Road
Southwick